rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

tumblino:

don’t feel bad or be afraid to draw yourself as a princess or a goddess or in a million fantasy settings

self indulgence is self celebration and that’s important

being able to enjoy YOURSELF as the center of attention is a wonderful thing and never apologize

dont be scared of yourself in the spot light

because this is only on paper

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

ourgoatrodeo:

miecroft:

*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara

Personally as I’m watching it, I see it as the sort of relationship a niece might have with her fun uncle (sans the kissing moments, naturally). I see it that way much more than as a ship.

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”